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I air guitar all the time. But as I also play real guitar I know how to air rock out accurately and in a non masturbatory fashion. Also helps to air rock in groups. That's how I roll.

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"Counting cards isn't illegal... it's frowned upon in most societies. just like... masturbating on an airplane. Thanks Bin Laden.."

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Well there's nothing wrong with masturbating, per se. However masturbating on a public train - yea, that's felony material there!

I air guitar all the time. But as I also play real guitar I know how to air rock out accurately and in a non masturbatory fashion. Also helps to air rock in groups. That's how I roll.

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lol i play guitar professionaly too yet still im air strumming and people look at me and go "why are u like air jerking it"....its hilarious

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Also helps if you're a chick. Air guitaring dudes equals masturbation. Air guitaring chicks equals lots of high fives from awesome strangers. :D

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That's what I would have said to to justify too ... " Hey it's not what you think ! I was air strumming OK ? "

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