The illustrated FMLs

Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML

By toomuchmetal - / Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:17 / United States
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By  MeganH0LLYW00D  |  0

Lol. I would have hit her in the dome. "FOREHEAD TO DOME BITCH!"

  YDIlover  |  0

Uh, so do most people. I've just finished high school and I am going to college next year (I'm 16 too) then to University...so yeah, you're not that smart...

  lonely_wife  |  0

you know... bragging about your brain doesn't make you sound that smart... just pretty shallow and self-absorbed. Lots of people are smart but you don't hear them going on and on about it.

  moonfiresfury  |  0

In the U.S. College and University are the same thing. Most people stay in highschool until they're 18, though to graduate at 16 really isn't that hard. =/. Credits are ridiculously easy to accumulate, and depending on the time of year you were born its really not that special if you graduate that young. But hey, the reply feature isn't really for debating stupid comments, now is it? *shames self* OP- Thats quite the story to tell! I'd be freaked out if anyone told me the state of their clitoris, pierced or not. I especially don't want to know if you're climaxing while working. TMI. I can't say FML, because you got one hell of a funny story to tell people, so no vote either way here.

By  L10N  |  0

If you were a man and she were attractive, it wouldn't be as much of an FML, but under these circumstances, thats just ewy. FYL

By  NGM_47  |  0

Sue for girl on girl sexual harrasment!! lol jk....that's just nasty!!

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