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Maybe it was that other FML's neighbour with the wifi password "TheRapistDownstairs" staring at her from the trashcan.

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Why are so many of these comnents thumbed down? Are FML'ers that cynical that you need a REALLY good joke to get thumbs? Fuck this, I'd rather deal with youtube.

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Kids: Oscar you are such a grouch! Oscar: BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASHCAN!!!! IM THE POOREST MOTHERFUCKER ON SESAME STREET!!! NOBODY'S HELPING ME!!!!!

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44 - gotta love chappelle haha. "they even had the nerve to put a pimp on the show. they didn't come out and call him a pimp but I know a pimp when I see one. he had the cape and everything. they called him the count. how many slaps do I have to give you?? ahh oneeee ahhh twoooo ahhh threee. threee slapssss aaahh-ahhh-ahhh"

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#20 is correct to a degree. Not all woman of course, but if you do find one, oh boy it's fun, dirty dirty fun! :)

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Maybe she knew it was just a trash can, and wanted sex as an ulterior motive, but I doubt it. On the bright side, I'm sure they at least cuddled after, assumming OP didn't act mad for being woken up for that.

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No she's not! THE MIDGETS ENSLAVED BY THE ILLUMINATI ARE IMPRISONED IN TRASH CANS AND ARE FORCED TO SPY ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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102- How can you even be sure that you guys did kill him? The little fucker was 'buried at sea' and no one ever even saw his body. You better hope that diver finds him, otherwise there's a suicidal terrorist zombie on the loose.

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Lolololololololololol!!!!!11!1!!1!1!!11! Hopefully thats enough of that for everyone, and the end of it

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(takes in deep agonizing breath, looks left then right, starts to feel how much pain is being put on by the amount of air in lungs, so much about to explode...) Lol, no.

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