Love: Today, I was called a ruthless bitch for not waking up early...

By cantfallbackasleep - 22/10/2015 14:05 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was called a ruthless bitch for not waking up early to search for my car keys, so my boyfriend could go get his pipe and get high before work. FML

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By probablyfired - 25/07/2019 02:01

Today, I was running late for work. I was trying to find my car keys, then realized I'd left them in my boyfriend's car. My phone charger was locked in my car, and my phone was dead. I couldn’t get hold of my boss and explain what had happened. I’m fired, aren’t I? FML

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You deserved it 590

By cockalicious - 01/03/2011 05:29

Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML

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You deserved it 5 020

Not a morning person

By crazybitch - 18/06/2012 04:57 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML

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You deserved it 4 041

By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 17:33 - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I was bitched out at 2am by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

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You deserved it 3 986

Red flags all over the place

By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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You deserved it 3 775

By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

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You deserved it 51 882

Drunk dick

By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 20:00

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML

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You deserved it 175

So you had a bad day…

By That guy - 15/10/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML

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You deserved it 118

Drunken lout

By whippingpost - 08/03/2020 04:56

Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML

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You deserved it 123

By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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You deserved it 9 492

zilfy 17

Friday 23 October 2015 1:42

How can you even stand someone like this?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 23 October 2015 1:44

Real respectful boyfriend you got there.

Comments

joeyl2008 29

Friday 23 October 2015 4:01

Sounds like you're dating my brother. Except I don't think he is dating anyone since his baby momma dumped him for beating her to often.

pandaxpress 19

Friday 23 October 2015 5:41

Too often? Once is enough and worthy of a bullet to the dick..

skatergal99 17

Friday 23 October 2015 4:03

He called you a ruthless bitch, so you should call him single.

amos_katelyn 7

Friday 23 October 2015 4:06

I think it's very clear that it's time to find a new boyfriend and to raise your standards.

Vanderdale 14

Friday 23 October 2015 4:07

I'm sorry to tell you, but your boyfriend seems like a bit of a deadbeat.

kittykatd123 8

Friday 23 October 2015 4:10

wow I understand my fiance is like that but the last time he called me a bitch i punched him in the nuts

amandaveronica96 14

Friday 23 October 2015 4:25

ughh. been there, just don't give him $ you'll never get it back. even tho you see him almost everyday

DeathAngelsKiss 12

Friday 23 October 2015 4:29

This is what drugs do to you.. It makes you care more about your drugs than the feelings of others. I'm sorry OP.

Algorithm 24

Sunday 25 October 2015 16:15

Weed doesn't; it's not addictive like hard drugs. This guy is just a giant ******* asshole with no excuses.

Jigglypuff_89 6

Friday 23 October 2015 4:35

Respect yourself and dump him.

jtea 10

Friday 23 October 2015 4:38

And he's not the ex boyfriend because.....?

CTeden 7

Friday 23 October 2015 4:46

Better to be a ruthless bitch than a doormat.

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Today, my parents used to tell that me life gets way better after high school. Yeah, for everyone else at my school. They’re partying it up in college or travelling during gap years, meeting all sorts of people. I have to work more than full time because my parents kicked me out the week after I graduated. FML

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Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said, "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I'd managed to turn myself off. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML

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Today, as I was sleeping, I found a snail in my bed, yet I was dreaming so I thought it was a dream, but it felt real. I jumped out of the bed and I couldn't believe it. I wonder how it got there. FML

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Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML

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Today, someone stole my coat. I can only imagine their surprise when they find the $3,000 engagement ring I bought earlier. FML

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Today, my daughter and her best friend made an elaborate plan that she was kidnapped, causing me to cough up $7000 in ransom money, which I later found out was a hoax. All this because she’s still upset I left her terminally ill mother for my current girlfriend. FML

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Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML

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