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@#15- LOL LOL LOL!!
The joy of kids lol
Haha always put a towel or a changing pad under them. My son grew out of peeing on ppl when he was getting his diaper changed at around 8-9 months til then put a waahcloth or something over it lol. Other than that just try to get quicker at changing his diapers or change him on a wood or tile floor if u have one. Good luck. And resolve carpet cleaners get stains out pretty well.
Welcome to the best birth control you've ever had. Children are not easy. Imagine what you went through multiple times over and that's the beginnings of motherhood.
Children are disgusting. I like your sense of humor.
Why would you spank the baby? Anyone who says that is a horrible person. He's 5 months old!!! He doesn't know what he's doing!!
kids are gross
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Lol, "opened fire". For some reason I find this fml more cute then FMLish.
how do you ''accidentally stuck my finger in it.'' ? poor kid must be going FML!!