FML : Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to...

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 17 April 2017 08:00 / Australia - Moonee Ponds

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7440035 - Monday 17 April 2017 0:24

That must have really pissed you off!

By jtsmommy | 11

#7440036 - Monday 17 April 2017 0:26

Been there, done that. Welcome two having two toddlers

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7440035 - Monday 17 April 2017 0:24

That must have really pissed you off!

bigred121970 | 10

#7440114 - Monday 17 April 2017 4:17

????

bigred121970 | 10

#7440115 - Monday 17 April 2017 4:17

It's better to be "Pissed Off" than "Pissed On"

By jtsmommy | 11

#7440036 - Monday 17 April 2017 0:26

Been there, done that. Welcome two having two toddlers

jtsmommy | 11

#7440037 - Monday 17 April 2017 0:26

*to

RichardPencil | 25

#7440038 - Monday 17 April 2017 0:30

*Welcome too having Thieu toddlers.

YWIA

By Glowworm56 | 24

#7440055 - Monday 17 April 2017 1:30

Sounds like it was a piddle of a puddle to play in.

mattyiscool123 | 26

#7440098 - Monday 17 April 2017 3:46

Shut up

By bigred121970 | 10

#7440113 - Monday 17 April 2017 4:16

Leave it up to the little kids to do something bigger kids would rather die than do.

By pjsr | 31

#7440116 - Monday 17 April 2017 4:18

You need to get a litter box in there

Bearsmomma | 30

#7440194 - Monday 17 April 2017 10:13

That made me lol on a level unnecessary. Idk why. Very funny!

By Argotdroom | 20

#7440300 - Monday 17 April 2017 15:20

Two boys? Urine trouble!

By RockPrincess26 | 16

#7440431 - Monday 17 April 2017 20:36

CinemaSins: "Kids." *ding*

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