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By holycow - 22/02/2010 09:28 - United States

Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML

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By Deborah - 27/10/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By sleepy - 01/07/2019 02:10

Today, I was trying to fall asleep. Unfortunately, my next-door neighbor's baby began to cry. I closed the window and rolled over, unable to hear the crying anymore. My dog's hearing is better than mine, and so he started barking. Goodbye, good night's sleep. FML

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By LostSleep - 24/05/2016 21:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken at 4 a.m. by the sounds of someone crashing down the stairs. I scrambled out, still half-asleep, to find out that nobody was in an agonized heap at the bottom. The walls are so thin in my house that I could hear the neighbour falling down HIS stairs. FML

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By scaredshitless - 10/04/2019 18:00

Today, at 2:30am, I heard my baby crying on the monitor. As I got out of bed, she stopped crying and started laughing. There's nobody else in the house. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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By tireedddddd - 25/11/2011 16:24 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

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By WTF - 07/03/2011 09:19

Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML

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By frenchpop1960 - 23/02/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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Yikes

By AAAAAAAAAAAAA - 11/07/2022 07:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I heard a scream that sounded suspiciously like my cat when he's just had a nightmare or is otherwise in a state of extreme distress. I found him chilling on my couch, so I walked back to my room, when I heard the scream again. I ran back and he was still chilling. It was my neighbor's son screaming outside. FML

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mcicycool 0

Monday 22 February 2010 16:04

that's just creepy.. I say gtfo of there

MoonyIce 0

Monday 22 February 2010 16:20

It was likely just some animals having sex. When they're mating, a lot of animals - foxes especially - can sound rather horrifyingly like a human in distress.

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bezach 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:38

muahahahaaaaaaa the devils demons dwell deep!

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:44

Was it the druggie you shot a while earlier or was it that blasted cat again? No kitty, this is my pot pie! Dammit!

bezach 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:46

cuz this is thrillah!!!! he's not dead!!!!!!quick shoot him in the face before he makes zombies dance!!!!

iplaymw2 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:55

i live on a farm too and yes there are intresting noises animals make ehen you are around to hear them...some even worthy to pull out the old 9 and investigate

Dopplegangers 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:00

I woke up to screaming too but it turned out to be a cat in heat-you are a wuss if this was an FML moment for you...WEAK!!!

Daniel_great 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:10

I didn't know there were computers in ohio

ThatGuyNextDoor 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:18

that's friggen creepy, but I would wanna kno wuts screaming thts near me, jus bring something tht would knock wutevers out ther out lol

miniselman 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:40

if you have foxes that live around your property it was probably i female fox in heat. They have a sound that's kinda like a women screaming to attract the males...it's creepy though, makes me jump everytime i hear it

iluvtnbc 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:41

is there the possibility that you were on something???

westlonghorns 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:44

it's Harry potter on the doorstep!!

mps1969 8

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:51

It couldn't be Harry Potter died in the last book .

pipp360 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:40

STONED

kitzukitten715 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 10:15

wow... you obviously didn't read that one all the way through... he didn't die. try reading a book all the way through before commenting on something related to it.

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