Today, at 2:30am, I heard my baby crying on the monitor. As I...

By scaredshitless - 10/04/2019 18:00

Today, at 2:30am, I heard my baby crying on the monitor. As I got out of bed, she stopped crying and started laughing. There's nobody else in the house. FML

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By kfoehslfns - 01/08/2010 08:45 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML

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By KayyElOh94 - 17/10/2014 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

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By Deborah - 27/10/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

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By holycow - 22/02/2010 09:28 - United States

Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 19:43 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my husband when we heard a baby coo. This would have been adorable, if we had a baby. FML

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By yrfavweapon - 02/07/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML

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By frenchpop1960 - 23/02/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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By SkeetinKeaton - 06/05/2013 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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By hiccups - 13/01/2013 06:15 - United States - Canton

Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML

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GramarisIMPORTANT 2

Wednesday 10 April 2019 18:40

Or babies laugh for no reason sometimes. Chill out

colderthanyou 15

Wednesday 10 April 2019 21:40

You’ve never seen your child laugh for no reason? My kid used to laugh at his hands. You’re in for a real ride

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 10 April 2019 18:21

Look for evidence first, if you can reasonably prove that you two were not the only ones there at that time, then call the police.

GramarisIMPORTANT 2

Wednesday 10 April 2019 18:40

Or babies laugh for no reason sometimes. Chill out

riley873 21

Wednesday 10 April 2019 19:59

Your kid's a demon!!

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 10 April 2019 21:03

It was probably Pennywhistle the Clown that made her laugh.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 10 April 2019 22:01

Haha, I never saw the movie. The trailer was too creepy for me! I’d guess that Pennywhistle is the shrill, annoying twin.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 10 April 2019 22:07

You’re much braver than me! I still have nightmares about Crazy Joe Devola!

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 11 April 2019 0:12

Or avoid the opera.

colderthanyou 15

Wednesday 10 April 2019 21:40

You’ve never seen your child laugh for no reason? My kid used to laugh at his hands. You’re in for a real ride

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Wednesday 10 April 2019 21:48

the younger you are the more likely you are gonna have a ghost experience

peanuts363 12

Thursday 11 April 2019 2:48

Ghosts aren’t real

jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 11 April 2019 7:20

Who said that?

tounces7 27

Thursday 11 April 2019 2:22

By "Nobody else", you don't mean there's no baby either do you? Because that would be creepy AF.

mccuish 25

Thursday 11 April 2019 5:56

I’ve seen enough horror movies to know where this is going

Sonotsuave 35

Friday 12 April 2019 5:44

Maybe she was laughing at nothing, or idk kids can sense things around them well. Maybe she knew mommy was coming? Maybe she felt the spirit of an angel around her? Babies and animals can see angels! My baby brother could

zeam5555 1

Friday 12 April 2019 15:47

be careful, trust me there are things around us all the time that you don't want to **** with..babies and small children can see them or feel them more then adults can. word to.the wise if you start to notice things out of place or feel uneasy. don't second guess yourself. do something about it