Intimacy: Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this...

By cumguzzler - 06/03/2009 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 666

You deserved it 11 924

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 205

You deserved it 24 718

By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 926

You deserved it 28 344

By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 008

You deserved it 5 904

By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 713

You deserved it 9 620

Late bloomer

By Forever Lonely - 13/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Centurion

Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 806

You deserved it 237

By Idontdance - 23/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 179

You deserved it 4 480

By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 064

You deserved it 49 534

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 606

You deserved it 4 790

By kklaucen14 - 06/08/2012 01:15 - United States - Connersville

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 062

You deserved it 3 264

By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 923

You deserved it 38 531

mcbitch 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:04

according to the transitive property, you just gave your friend a *******.

Zuriel45 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:11

Sounds like you and your friend just got a lot closer.

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yeahreally 6

Monday 9 March 2009 8:11

class-tastic of her!

Aviva1313 0

Monday 9 March 2009 10:08

That's lolarious. Once I was at this huge kegger and there was this really long line at all the kegs. I was like second next in line after waiting for 10 minutes and this chick comes up and starts making out with the guy operating the tap. He was a little put off by her but still gave her beer first. I complained stating that not only had I been waiting forever, but that she clearly did not need anything more to drink. He sucked his teeth at me. Then the girl drunkly screamed that she had just given 3 guys head. I couldn't stop laughing for like 20 minutes. He looked like he was going to puke. I'm just glad he didn't let her drink from the tap. This was a story I told every day for like two weeks after that party. It got laughs every time.

BIRDFEED 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:14

LAWL MATT THAT U?

Talenie 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 11:49

#40 LMFAO

marri_n 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 6:10

oooh.. GROSS! lesson to learn. don't make out with any girl! u dont know where their mouth's been!

ZyQo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 12:35

Epicfail.

soggysandwich 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:47

Hows his dick taste? haha that sucks man

Princesscrystal 0

Monday 16 March 2009 3:50

C'mon.... you know you HAD to have tasted just a hint of dick on her... Just a little. But YOU didn't stop!! HAHA! #48 is right... That girl has probably been through a bag of dicks that night before she even got to your buddy. Okay, I'm sorry. But it is pretty funny. In the future, stay away from *****!