Intimacy: Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with...

By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 18:08 - United States - East Northport

Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 01:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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By wtfjusthappened - 31/01/2014 15:29 - United States - Redmond

Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

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By Perdito_Coño - 05/09/2014 20:55 - Australia - Quakers Hill

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML

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Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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Safiya_fml 8

Monday 30 March 2015 12:18

you didnt have sex with her after that, right?

clitoria 15

Monday 30 March 2015 12:19

"Yes because obviously I can read your bitchy-ass mind." I'm real sorry, that's ******.

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andro6657 10

Tuesday 31 March 2015 4:09

You don't have to wear a condom for make up sex

abNormal62 23

Tuesday 31 March 2015 4:38

On the bright side you still got to have sex, and now you don't have the need or pressure to make it mutually satisfying But why not give it your best shot anyways, so she will realize she made a mistake, a big big mistake

heyimrichie 11

Tuesday 31 March 2015 4:51

well she was easy.

Akrovah 2

Tuesday 31 March 2015 5:06

What kind of a person has "breakup" sex with someone they haven't even had regular sex with?

Kittyphysics 21

Tuesday 31 March 2015 6:51

I'm heartbroken for you, op. *hugs*

jmigs17 19

Tuesday 31 March 2015 9:12

At OP, trust me, it is.

pris0027 19

Tuesday 31 March 2015 9:20

Break up sex!!? TF is that? What an idiot. Must have been a bummer to be told that, I'm sorry OP

white_terrorist 5

Tuesday 31 March 2015 9:40

LMAO!!

alex_jaguara 31

Tuesday 31 March 2015 10:14

You deserve a real woman, don't let some girl take you down.

Denny1988 19

Tuesday 31 March 2015 10:19

man I hope you had sex with, hard and multiple times, leaving her wet and stick without looking back or saying anything to her, make sure she never forgets you