Intimacy: Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with...

By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 18:08 - United States - East Northport

Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 01:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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By wtfjusthappened - 31/01/2014 15:29 - United States - Redmond

Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

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By Perdito_Coño - 05/09/2014 20:55 - Australia - Quakers Hill

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML

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Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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Safiya_fml 8

Monday 30 March 2015 12:18

you didnt have sex with her after that, right?

clitoria 15

Monday 30 March 2015 12:19

"Yes because obviously I can read your bitchy-ass mind." I'm real sorry, that's ******.

Comments

HPCullen251 21

Monday 30 March 2015 18:50

There really needs to be the option of reversing your vote. I accidentally clicked ydi and there is no way the op deserves it.

KVYLV 16

Monday 30 March 2015 19:08

at best, it's better to remain a virgin lol

dnice1864 18

Monday 30 March 2015 19:10

Ouch. Sorry to hear that o.p.

deZao_fml 7

Monday 30 March 2015 19:50

Aww I'm sorry

briniciso 3

Monday 30 March 2015 19:53

At least now it will hopefully be with someone who loves you back. What a bitch. Happy you said you "almost" lost it.

Badkarma4u 17

Monday 30 March 2015 20:00

That my friend, is how "accidental" spacedocks happen.

badgeman_fml 1

Monday 30 March 2015 20:07

well instant payback would be just not putting the condom on and telling her you have aids after

prettyReckless96 10

Monday 30 March 2015 20:30

Ouch ):

Stevend3095 9

Monday 30 March 2015 20:31

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. that sucks man.

uchihadesendent 14

Monday 30 March 2015 21:26

screw her op she was just playing you so congrats on using a condom and that you saved your v-card for someone more deserving than her because she's not worth your time at all.