Intimacy: Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital....

By therewasnocurtain - 06/04/2015 20:07 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML

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By okaydisarray - 04/07/2015 02:31 - United States - Dayton

Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML

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By kawood - 30/03/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 08:35 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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Red handed

By grandpa porn - 28/08/2017 01:30

Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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Hands-on

By poolgirl789 - 03/09/2013 06:30 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our work policy states that I have to pretend not to notice. FML

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Wanker

By bongoboy - 25/04/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was staying with my grandma. While in her bathroom, the floss I was using cut my gum which made me wince in slight pain. At the same time, my grandma was walking by in the corridor, so she stopped to say, "Don't wank in my bathroom you sicko!" Now my grandma thinks I'm a pervert. FML

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By yeah okay then - 03/08/2012 23:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2018 05:00

Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML

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HeyItsCamilo 17

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:02

elder people,they get to a point were they just dont give a ****.

AddictGamer 16

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:03

Nap time is fap time. Seriously, FYL OP. No one deserves to see that, let alone hear that.

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2ndSucks 15

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:13

He's in the hospital. He's gotta make the best of his time somehow.

tranced_ 45

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:16

blame the hospital for having no curtains in that room

Awkward4thewin 11

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:22

That guy must have been a real jerk.

MrZsDad 19

Tuesday 7 April 2015 8:11

Ba dum, tiss.

serslybro 20

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:22

That's nasty... But at least you know you will remember that visit forever!

the_aspect 28

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:22

uh-oh

_Peppermint_ 34

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:22

Ugh, that's awful. I hope your grandpa gets better soon.

amileah13 26

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:28

Yuck ugh I just shivered from disgust I'm totally grossed out. Sorry that happened to you op

myselfkk 20

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:45

Let the hoapital staff know and ask them to shift him/or ur grandpa in some other room.

toshaleigh 15

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:50

you should see if him or your grandpa can get move to a different room

KatieeMoe 14

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:58

Can't you report that to the hospital?

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