Miscellaneous: Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time... - FML

By handyjon - 01/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML

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By Maggie - 17/03/2020 17:00

Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML

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By pooped - 12/04/2020 23:00

Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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Ain't it funky

By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 00:40 - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

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By Alex - 01/03/2019 16:00

Today, marks three weeks since I started my new dream job. It also marks the second time this week alone that I've clogged the toilet in the restroom. I'm almost 100% sure all my coworkers know it was me. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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Pig in shit

By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 14:00

Today, after leaving for a two-week-trip, and thinking this time my mom would finally have no choice but to clean the dirty toilet herself for once, because I’ve been doing it the entire year, along with most other chores, I think you can guess what I did first thing upon my return. FML

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By neednewshoes - 07/12/2017 01:30

Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML

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lamargus 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 8:57

why? there is something called a plunger!

schwiggidy 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 8:57

try it with yor mouth next time

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tykiej 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 13:53

Man that is really shitty!

Shawnee_dear 10

Wednesday 2 March 2011 1:50

This made me chuckle.(:

riley322 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 14:12

Op, it's not "a turd in the hand is worth two in the bush." (Unless your lady friend is into that sort of thing.) It's a "bird in the hand."

Vlamkop 2

Tuesday 1 March 2011 14:33

invest in a plunger OP. shall certainly stop the poop fingers u e getting!

effstephslife 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 14:35

ever heard of a plumber?

Buggi_fml 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 14:49

You dummy u knew after the first time your toilet had the ability to clog ydi for not going to get a plunger after that.

aback 4

Tuesday 1 March 2011 15:08

Don't bite your fingernails.

Crazy_chely10 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 15:25

Ewww your so effing gross smart people learn their lesson the first time and woulda bought a freaking plunger!!! You should use a spoon and thrown it away common sense or something besides your hand!!!!

ReginalUT 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 15:27

You sir are an idiot. Do all of us a favor and go kill yourself immediately!

jaymcq 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 15:37

gross

Snooopy_fml 5

Tuesday 1 March 2011 15:40

so buy a plunger, smartness.

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