Miscellaneous: Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time... - FML

By handyjon - 01/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML

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By Maggie - 17/03/2020 17:00

Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML

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By pooped - 12/04/2020 23:00

Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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Ain't it funky

By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 00:40 - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

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By Alex - 01/03/2019 16:00

Today, marks three weeks since I started my new dream job. It also marks the second time this week alone that I've clogged the toilet in the restroom. I'm almost 100% sure all my coworkers know it was me. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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Pig in shit

By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 14:00

Today, after leaving for a two-week-trip, and thinking this time my mom would finally have no choice but to clean the dirty toilet herself for once, because I’ve been doing it the entire year, along with most other chores, I think you can guess what I did first thing upon my return. FML

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By neednewshoes - 07/12/2017 01:30

Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML

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lamargus 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 8:57

why? there is something called a plunger!

schwiggidy 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 8:57

try it with yor mouth next time

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breebree96 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 11:33

uh, buy a plunger?

Simsgoddess 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 11:34

ppl are fucken stupid as hell. dont you idiots know that plungers don't always work!!!! ESP if the toilet has something stuck deep within it? duh. god. use your brains if he wanted to stick his handgun there he wouldn't have done it!

SACKERLAND 6

Monday 14 March 2011 3:56

Try to use a plunger this time.

laurel234567 4

Sunday 20 March 2011 16:50

Get a plunger, moron. You deserve it.

superguppy19 3

Monday 18 April 2011 20:39

there's something's hands shouldn't have to do

brenda83002 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 4:09

buy a plunger!

caligirl1623 5

Wednesday 24 August 2011 1:07

Buy a plunger!!!

afulks78 11

Monday 10 October 2011 3:18

Uhm buy a plunger ?

buzzbee21 3

Sunday 8 April 2012 3:13

Ewwww!!!! Get a plunger.....or some prune juice

benimin 6

Saturday 14 July 2012 1:46

Time to buy a plungee

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