By :x - 03/02/2016 15:40 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 893
You deserved it 5 351

Same thing different taste

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ananicosia 28

Time to educate your girlfriend on personal hygiene

Comments

You've gotten yourself into a rather shitty situation.

AliGInTheHouse 24

That kinda lost its humour after the 500th time...

is your gf a size 1 or a size 20? thats vital information that could unveil how big this shit stain really can be.

yenze 18

How dose weight have anything to not knowing how to wipe your ass

its simple.... the bigger the ass, the bigger the stain can possibly be. duh!?!?

kingshelly 24
ndnpride88 25

:-O oh my God bud that sticks

There's a difference between the smell of vaginal discharge and shit......

He said nothing about smell. Just said it was a stain. Could be old and from a previous period.

...I was going to try to come up with something witty... I got nothing.