Miscellaneous: Today, I tried out the new VR headset I got for Christmas. I...

By Ouijake - 04/01/2017 00:15

Today, I tried out the new VR headset I got for Christmas. I downloaded a 'Moon Walk' app and went for a walk around my basement. I felt adventurous and tried to climb my stairs, took a nice large step ready to ascend the lunar hill, and found myself standing in my cat's litter box. FML

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By Austin - 17/06/2016 05:57 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Today, I fell down the stairs of my apartment building because I thought my cat was a ghost. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:22 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML

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Who goes there?

By dontbadouche - 01/02/2010 13:45 - Senegal

Today, I heard the sound of footsteps in the basement. Thinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and hurried down the stairs. I then tripped on the stairs, fell down them and smacked my head on the bat. The sound of footsteps I heard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML

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By catattack78 - 21/10/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML

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By tessamarque - 05/04/2012 15:07 - United States - Bartlesville

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

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By Triple F - 07/03/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML

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By Tour guide for a day - 02/12/2023 04:00 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I attended a virtual meeting. When I went to grab a coffee during a break, for some reason took my laptop with me, got distracted by my cat taking a stinky dump, so my coworkers got an unplanned tour of his litter box while I scooped it all up. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Clumsy - 25/04/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2023 22:00

Today, I was playing a virtual reality game at a gaming convention. I got so into it that I didn't realize I was screaming and flailing around in. A crowd had gathered to watch my dumbass embarrass myself. FML

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Wizardo 33

Wednesday 4 January 2017 14:29

One large step for a man, one huge shitty leap for mankind.

rebeccabyram 15

Wednesday 4 January 2017 15:25

You'll find some moon rocks in there

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Wizardo 33

Wednesday 4 January 2017 14:29

One large step for a man, one huge shitty leap for mankind.

rebeccabyram 15

Wednesday 4 January 2017 15:25

You'll find some moon rocks in there

moooooo0 0

Wednesday 4 January 2017 16:14

At least you didn't fall, OP!

species4872 19

Wednesday 4 January 2017 18:50

Today, My cat stole my VR headset and thought my keyboard was it's litter box. FML

Steve115s 7

Wednesday 4 January 2017 22:18

It could have been much worse

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 5 January 2017 0:05

Wow! It really feels like I'm stepping on gravel!

epiccrazy 15

Thursday 5 January 2017 4:26

This is the funniest thing I've read all day. Thank you for the laugh!

momac86 17

Thursday 5 January 2017 10:13

Omg I'm literally in tears that's the funniest thing I've read in a while!!!!

kaitekat 1

Thursday 5 January 2017 16:43

<p>YDI OP, thats just poor planning on your part.</p>

AWildFresh 19

Saturday 7 January 2017 1:26

This is why we need the you deserved it button bqck

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