Animals: Today, I took my son for a walk to tell him about the passing...

By cheaphubbyswife - 04/04/2009 09:19 - Canada

Today, I took my son for a walk to tell him about the passing of our family dog. As we were walking by the river, Ozzy (our deceased dog) was laying on the riverbank. My son thought he just ran away and we found him. Turns out my husband was too cheap to pay the 100$ vet disposal fees. FML

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By KMROYALShottie - 27/05/2009 04:50 - United States

Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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Poor good boy

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By yolonono - 04/12/2014 18:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML

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By Nikki - 03/08/2009 13:26 - United States

Today, I was baby sitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog that had passed away four years ago. FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 21:29 - United States - Westfield

Today, I went to my father's house to get my dog, since I had left it with him while I was on a business trip. When I got there, my dad said the dog pooped on the floor a few days ago, and so he took him to the pound. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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TryToBeKind 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 17:08

1st - I feel terrible for your son! 2nd - I feel terrible for YOU for having to be tehre when he witnessed this. 3rd - I'd make your HUSBAND explain to your son exacty why he was too selfish to cover the costs of the basics adn why he didn't care about your son enough to do things right. Seriously. He disgusts me.

marykateex3 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 17:16

...your husband didn't want to pay to fees AND he didn't even bother burying him? That's ridiculous. I agree with #3 - make HIM explain.

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lydzoars 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:30

Oh, please. Pets are not people! As far as I can tell, it is not customary to allow a pet to eat at the dinner table, nor is it customary to allow a pet to sleep in your bed or shower in your shower. So what is with the double-standard? People have gotten too soft these days, growing attached to inferior lifeforms. For f**k's sake! Most pets get better treatment than actual human beings!

qwertification 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:33

thats sad my dog died we buried him in the backyard because we didn't have the heart to bury him anywhere else. except he was hit by a car i want to kill that bitch i still feel sad about it because i saw him die

greendaygirl112 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 2:19

DIVORCE!!!!! ur husband is a douchebag

monzach 5

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:20

JEW!!!! (it's ok, I can make these jokes cuz I'm Jewish XP)

zombiecakes1 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:00

This fml disturbed me. Not to mention, how are you going to explain that to your son now?

agentx52 13

Monday 7 March 2011 19:12

Jerk? $100 is a lot of money in this economy. Why waste it on disposing of a body?

smartalek 2

Thursday 24 March 2011 3:05

divorce!

Aaron_Luvz_U 9

Monday 28 March 2011 9:15

WOW! that's ****** up! I'd kick his ass when I got home

ps3chick 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 17:24

LMAO

AllieTheAwesome 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 11:58

Aw that sucks. Don't divorce him over something dumb. Humans are animals but just because dogs and humans are animals doesn't make them equal. And all the people flipping out, would you flip out if someone flushed a fish down the toilet?