Money: Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three...

By oneillrox - 03/11/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three dollar coins in his stomach. The surgery to remove them is $600. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2022 20:00 - United States - Webster

Today, I was nervous about taking my cat to the vet for a UTI, because money’s a little tight. Turns out the antibiotics weren’t that expensive, but he wants at least $1,000 for dental surgery she apparently “needs.” FML

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By strangeprincess - 09/09/2019 16:00

Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML

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By Uggghhh - 09/05/2017 02:00

Today, I'm sitting at the vet's office while they run expensive tests on my cat. This is to make sure he doesn't have a bowel obstruction from eating the condom that my partner and I used last night. FML

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Far out, man

By RyoKioKio - 21/04/2019 12:00

Today, after seeing my cat struggle to use the litterbox and produce nothing for two days, I caved and took him to the emergency vet, fearing a UTI. It wasn't. $200 and 2 Lyft rides later, he's stoned out of his mind and peeing just fine. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI, he's just developed a fetish for peeing on plastic bags. FML

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By chynna - 06/08/2014 21:35 - United States - Evansville

Today, I paid $325 to have the vet tell me that my 19-year-old cat ISN'T dying, she just had anxiety shits because we were gone on vacation for so long. FML

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You owe me $5, kitty

By georgia819 - 21/05/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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By FellingShitty - 05/10/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML

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DanGleesak 11

Friday 4 November 2011 0:53

Actually it cost $597.

every1luvsboners 11

Friday 4 November 2011 0:53

Give the cat two more dollar coins and it should shit out a five dollar bill.

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Clubkicker_fml 0

Friday 4 November 2011 2:05

It costs alot of money to be so cheap.

eric273 8

Friday 4 November 2011 2:07

Is there a reason the cat won't pass them naturally?

mrosew442 10

Friday 4 November 2011 3:46

how would you feel if a piece of round metal about an inch in diameter was coming out /your/ ass?

jennawill10 10

Friday 4 November 2011 7:42

I agree with ya, Eric! If the cat could easily swallow them I would think they would be able to pass them as well...

TalkinSmack 6

Friday 4 November 2011 2:07

A $600 lesson for you to learn not to leave $$ laying around

hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3

Friday 4 November 2011 2:15

Did they keep the coins for medical purposes, if u know what I mean

MainPrism 16

Friday 4 November 2011 2:16

Should've got the dog lmao...

couzie22 0

Friday 4 November 2011 2:27

Should have killed the cat they suck dogs are the way to go

MotherMonstar 4

Friday 4 November 2011 2:27

Good investment?

pricklypie 0

Friday 4 November 2011 2:29

HAAA HAAA. SORRY BUT THAT IS JUST HILLARIOUS!

crotchitch 0

Friday 4 November 2011 2:32

I would tell him to keep the change ;)

crotchitch 0

Friday 4 November 2011 2:34

Gotta love cats :)

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