Money: Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three... - FML

By oneillrox - 03/11/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three dollar coins in his stomach. The surgery to remove them is $600. FML

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You can't put a price on a cat

By Anonymous - 18/08/2022 20:00 - United States - Webster

Today, I was nervous about taking my cat to the vet for a UTI, because money’s a little tight. Turns out the antibiotics weren’t that expensive, but he wants at least $1,000 for dental surgery she apparently “needs.” FML

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Bottom line

By strangeprincess - 09/09/2019 16:00

Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML

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By Uggghhh - 09/05/2017 02:00

Today, I'm sitting at the vet's office while they run expensive tests on my cat. This is to make sure he doesn't have a bowel obstruction from eating the condom that my partner and I used last night. FML

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Far out, man

By RyoKioKio - 21/04/2019 12:00

Today, after seeing my cat struggle to use the litterbox and produce nothing for two days, I caved and took him to the emergency vet, fearing a UTI. It wasn't. $200 and 2 Lyft rides later, he's stoned out of his mind and peeing just fine. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI, he's just developed a fetish for peeing on plastic bags. FML

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By chynna - 06/08/2014 21:35 - United States - Evansville

Today, I paid $325 to have the vet tell me that my 19-year-old cat ISN'T dying, she just had anxiety shits because we were gone on vacation for so long. FML

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You owe me $5, kitty

By georgia819 - 21/05/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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By FellingShitty - 05/10/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML

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Top comments

DanGleesak 11

Friday 4 November 2011 0:53

Actually it cost $597.

every1luvsboners 11

Friday 4 November 2011 0:53

Give the cat two more dollar coins and it should shit out a five dollar bill.

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iDaniel525 8

Friday 4 November 2011 1:00

Just give your cat laxatives and let nature and a little science do its job.

Skater5679 4

Friday 4 November 2011 1:02

I think that pussy is f*cked! Hope you can help your cat get better!

cBlackout 13

Friday 4 November 2011 1:04

Your cat is totalled.

natashax21 5

Friday 4 November 2011 4:02

We're not talking about a car, are we?

cBlackout 13

Friday 4 November 2011 8:38

Were not being serious are we? Cmon bro.

natashax21 5

Friday 4 November 2011 23:47

Excuse me sir, I'm a girl so the correct term is bra(:

bubblepaarty 5

Friday 4 November 2011 1:05

three dollars towards the bill on the plus side . ;D

unknownfork 12

Friday 4 November 2011 1:06

TWENTY SEVENTH

raphanne_fml 33

Friday 4 November 2011 1:11

Nope, but close enough...

Saltime 0

Friday 4 November 2011 1:11

Dear sir, Despite the fact you can't even get first, I find it extremely humorous that you have failed at claiming the 27th place. Please enjoy your remaining days.

NomOnShroomz 14

Friday 4 November 2011 2:02

Y u b moderatin'?

kerplunk321 2

Friday 4 November 2011 1:08

Screw the cat keep your 600 $. Buy a new one theyre everywhere.

SkardeyKat 3

Friday 4 November 2011 2:23

Don't buy one pick up a stray of something. Some people might even pay you to take the cat.

bubo_fml 10

Friday 4 November 2011 1:08

Wouldn't that make the vet bill $597.00?

Tanny91 0

Friday 4 November 2011 1:09

YDI for paying surgery for a cat, get a new one

Michael_Kelso 0

Friday 4 November 2011 1:27

I agree. I may be callous, but I can't even afford a $600 medical bill for myself. I would never

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 4 November 2011 3:13

Wow, buy a heart.

Teehee2 0

Friday 4 November 2011 6:59

and then die. :l

eatpussy 0

Friday 4 November 2011 1:12

3 down 597 more to go...

NomOnShroomz 14

Friday 4 November 2011 2:04

Yes I think you are the 20th person to bring that up.

Torva_fml 16

Friday 4 November 2011 1:12

I woulda let that cat painfully shit my money back out... Serves him right, damn theif cat!

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