Maybe you should switch to showers and save reading for a dryer time. Your books will thank you.

You'd just wanna hope whoever used it last remembered to flush.

I'm just curious why you would think putting anything above an open toilet that could just fall in like that would be a good idea...that makes zero sense to me...then again, I'm a female and keep the lid down so this kind of thing can never happen...

It's okay if the book was either Fifty Shades of Grey or Twilight.

Let's hope you didn't crap and forget to flush.

Sounds like that book got hot and wet! Can I borrow it when your done?

As a dude, why are you taking a bath? That seems rather odd to me.

This is why I'm hesitant to check books out at a library. You never know what happened with the previous borrowers.

Don't read that book, your mind will be filled with shit.

Sorry, maybe start getting in the habit of keeping your toilet seat down. Besides, any idea how many nasty particles spread throughout your bathroom and land on things like your toothbrush when you flush with an open toilet lid? :P