Miscellaneous: Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading...

By LemmyIsWet - 17/12/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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Keeping warm

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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Quiet night in

By 2 time momma - 23/01/2021 21:58 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, as a stressed NHS nurse, I tried to take a relaxing bath, except I dropped my book in the water, my candle set my hair on fire, I slipped getting out and may have broken my finger. The noise woke up my 2 kids, so I had to start their bedtime routine over again and I got bath salt crystals in my eye. FML

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By Cottagecheeseha - 20/08/2012 04:03 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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Chill

By FennFoxx - 21/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Cheraw

Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By needanewphone - 22/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

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Hush!

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I went to my local library to study. As I settled in, I dropped my water bottle, causing a mini flood. Panicked, I tried to clean it up with paper towels, only to knock over a stack of books, creating a domino effect of chaos. The librarian gave me the dirtiest look. FML

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SakataGintoki 9

Monday 17 December 2012 12:00

I'm going to laugh if you were reading Twilight. I laughed anyways.

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 17 December 2012 11:59

Well that idea went down the drain.

Comments

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 17 December 2012 11:59

Well that idea went down the drain.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Monday 17 December 2012 12:11

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

godisnowhere41 5

Monday 17 December 2012 12:17

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Pleonasm 35

Monday 17 December 2012 12:23

Yea, I think TourettesGuy said it well enough the first time, or does adding "ty" to the end of shit make things a whole new level of original?

imavelociraptor 6

Monday 17 December 2012 12:36

22- 19 probably didn't see the first comment before they posted theirs. People make mistakes...

lilhellian 26

Monday 17 December 2012 13:17

26 6 minutes after his.. I'm sure he saw it...

Pleonasm 35

Monday 17 December 2012 14:31

After six minutes he should be able to see it.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Monday 17 December 2012 16:27

^HAHAHA! Pleo I just hope your humour isn't wasted on people...

gun6slinger9 9

Monday 17 December 2012 17:46

How did this fml even get posted? It's just a book...

SakataGintoki 9

Monday 17 December 2012 12:00

I'm going to laugh if you were reading Twilight. I laughed anyways.

Pleonasm 35

Monday 17 December 2012 12:12

He'd have to come out of the water closet, in that case.

nictransitglory 4

Monday 17 December 2012 14:47

Touché 14, touché.

NoWayLady 13

Tuesday 18 December 2012 0:41

Or Fifty Shades of Grey.

teddybby 5

Monday 17 December 2012 12:00

I thought u were going to say it caught on fire! Could have been worse

RAUHWeltBegriff 9

Tuesday 18 December 2012 4:55

chocolateisyum 12

Monday 17 December 2012 12:01

Well that idea didn't work. Maybe you shouldn't take books near water. It might get a bit splashy in there.

esp_superstar 10

Monday 17 December 2012 12:01

Ahh I've done that before only it fell in the bath:(

MisterMichael 9

Monday 17 December 2012 12:01

At least it wasn't a kindle

bigtaytay 13

Monday 17 December 2012 16:41

Or a phone, iPod, iPad, really anything else. It's just a book

ALlamaOnFire 20

Monday 17 December 2012 18:08

Just a book... Just a... ?! No.

im_bored_tired 12

Monday 17 December 2012 12:01

The book sounds shitty.

RussianFox 13

Monday 17 December 2012 13:15

So was your pun.

yup93 7

Monday 17 December 2012 12:02

Sounds like there is a trip to Barnes and Noble in your future. Maybe this wasn't a terrible waste.

EpicSquishii 21

Monday 17 December 2012 12:02

Uncommon Goods has a pretty bathtub tray that has room for a book and a glass/bottle of wine. I got it for my mom last year :)

ilikebikes7 3

Monday 17 December 2012 12:18

Who has time to do all that in the bath? By the time you set yourself up it would have gone cold haha.

ALlamaOnFire 20

Monday 17 December 2012 18:10

Baths take a long time to go cold. Unless you have a lukewarm bath...

LetThereBeFMLs 10

Monday 17 December 2012 12:08

At least it wasn't your phone... I've had many a dilemma in which something topples into the toilet bowl, whether it were a roll of TP, a towel or even a spoon. I hope you can retrieve another copy of your book, because you must have really been enjoying it to want to keep it clean.

lk2481 4

Monday 17 December 2012 12:15

Why do you need a spoon in the bathroom...?

LetThereBeFMLs 10

Monday 17 December 2012 12:37

I didn't need it. I was emptying a bucket of water from the kitchen into the toilet and the spoon just plopped into the water...

lilhellian 26

Monday 17 December 2012 13:23

And the spoon was in the bucket why?

LetThereBeFMLs 10

Monday 17 December 2012 13:33

The spoon and other cutlery were in the bucket when it was filled with water. I was told to use said bucket to unclog toilet. So I removed the cutlery but didn't notice the spoon because of the foamy water(due to detergents). As I was pouring the foamy water into the toilet, I heard a *splash* and there it was...