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By heather - 20/06/2011 22:25 - Canada

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

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By littelace - 19/02/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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No warning

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2016 08:42

Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML

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Be careful what you wish for…

By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 03:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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Busted

By YoMamma68 - 31/03/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend texted me a screenshot of a bathing suit on a store’s website and asked for my opinion. I told her it wouldn’t look good. She then texted me a screenshot of me liking a picture of a friend on Facebook, wearing that same bathing suit, saying, “But on her it looks fine, right?” Fuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 19:19 - United States - Paterson

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

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theonlysweetpea 10

Tuesday 21 June 2011 8:52

Tell him that once he starts lookin like a pro athlete, you'll get that figure but until then go change a lightbulb!

ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 8:51

what a douche.

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effarve 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 11:14

i think its a fair question... why spend shit loads of money on lingere if the lights are gonna be off since he doesnt want to look at you any way?

ReynshineCutting 10

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:13

It's not lingerie, it's a swimsuit so everyone would see it.

darkness4dummies 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 11:35

you shouldve said are you going to shut the **** up til you realise that you got lucky just to even be able to talk to me let alone marry me

kangaru1 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 11:49

tell him he's gonna pay for your swimsuit and more. what an a&$ hole.

theonlysweetpea 10

Tuesday 21 June 2011 12:36

Then tell him if he didn't like the way she looks for him to suck it up! Not everyone gets what they want

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 21 June 2011 12:39

Burn! Ydi not everyone wants to look at an out of shape woman in a sexy swimsuit... Just accept it... Maybe it'll motivate you....

starwind3438 9

Tuesday 21 June 2011 13:41

And you know she's out if shape how? Man you are a jerk.

IloveyouJon 11

Tuesday 21 June 2011 13:58

who said she was out of shape?

ReynshineCutting 10

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:15

And not everyone wants to read comments from a total idiot but we can't all get what we want now can we asshole?

smeesha 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:01

there is no way anyone could deserve that. you're just being an ass. not once did the op say she was out of shape. just because she doesn't look like a victoria's secret model means nothing. you're just a douche.