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By heather - 20/06/2011 22:25 - Canada

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

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Same thing different taste

By littelace - 19/02/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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No warning

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2016 08:42

Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML

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Be careful what you wish for…

By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 03:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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Busted

By YoMamma68 - 31/03/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend texted me a screenshot of a bathing suit on a store’s website and asked for my opinion. I told her it wouldn’t look good. She then texted me a screenshot of me liking a picture of a friend on Facebook, wearing that same bathing suit, saying, “But on her it looks fine, right?” Fuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 19:19 - United States - Paterson

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

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theonlysweetpea 10

Tuesday 21 June 2011 8:52

Tell him that once he starts lookin like a pro athlete, you'll get that figure but until then go change a lightbulb!

ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 8:51

what a douche.

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avdog 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 16:08

shut up nobody cares about ur personal life

avdog 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 16:10

bitch

jochinguis 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 16:14

jajajaja I say it was a good smart ass comment

mispickle2468 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 16:29

ooooo

Lolpizza_fml 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 16:51

he gave his genes to you. so really hes insulting himself! victoria secret models starve themselves! and there swimsuits fit tons of shapes and sizes!

doglover0494 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 17:19

omg, the guy that said that was her HUSBAND. Husbands don't give their genes to their wives, so he wasn't insulting himself in any way. Learn to read.

BobbieH 19

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:31

OP said her husband not her father.

mab_987 5

Tuesday 21 June 2011 17:26

That'd be hilarious if he was joking.

shaniecerb 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 17:31

haha! he torched your ass!

Ieatpeople1984 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 17:36

Fail

MysLys 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 17:51

That's funny. Of course this is the kind of crap my husband and I say to each other all the time... I would have it no other way.

BobbieH 19

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:32

Exactly, you've got to have a sense of humor!

Playful1985 9

Tuesday 21 June 2011 17:55

I bet his caloric intake is higher than yours anyway. Guys that make comments like that usually are fat asses themselves. When watching tv with him, swoon hard over the next commercial with defined male abs, make "ah ****, look at those abs" comments out loud. Tell him how "cute" his beer gut is.