By bigdawg702 - 26/09/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

On your first date, did you rub her belly and say, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed"?

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Victoria_fml 0

After 9 months, starting to have kids ? ... Not all girls are looking forward to that you know

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igorwn 3

u gotta calm down son!

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xGabri3L 3

She wasn't ready... Moron.

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TheBananaTheif 0

are you the same guy who proposed after a week?

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YOUNGMONEY4E 0

ydi! u dnt overwhelm a girl like that!!! u havent even gotten married yet nd u want kids??? u need to CHILLL!!

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DReamBig24 0

I'd say that was kinda a bad move.... that's the kinda thing you wanna decide about after more than a year

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LittleMissItalia 0

Only 9 months & you tell her this? I would have done the same thing she did.

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doodlingdavid 0

dude it's been only 9 months you totally deserve it

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