By bigdawg702 - 26/09/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

On your first date, did you rub her belly and say, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed"?

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Victoria_fml 0

After 9 months, starting to have kids ? ... Not all girls are looking forward to that you know

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Simone88 0

Damn. that's sad but 9 months is kind of early

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BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

ummm9 monthss??? mmmkay.... ur craziii.... u neeed help! MARRIAGE IS FOR QUITTERS

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dontpanic_fml 32

No, it isn't. That's a stereotype you believe from watching too much TV. I would think you would get that just from reading the replies on here...

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nilnoc 0

lmfao! I loved that FML!

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My2864 1

omg 9 months? if you had said years fyl but months? desperate much?

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My2864 1

omg wtf? nine months desperate much?

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Hikarishimizu 13

What the hell, OP? Why would you do that? YDI.

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vettle 6

ok bad move. but she's being a little bitch by ignoring you. if she isn't ready she should say so at least you said what you felt. women are always on mens asses for saying what they feel. now this guy got shafted he will never open up again. you're better off without this cold hard bitch.

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