Work: Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls...

By unknown - 21/09/2011 12:40 - Philippines

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

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By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2017 23:15

Today, I made a cup of coffee for a lovely old lady on the dementia ward. She asked for quite a lot of sugar in her drink, but I didn't question it. The moment I gave her the coffee, she threw it all over me. While scalding my skin, it also stuck to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2017 01:30

Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML

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By localbarista - 03/08/2011 23:46 - United States

Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML

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By viperplay53 - 12/08/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML

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By mumblingdope - 25/05/2016 08:52 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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For science

By Rach - 26/10/2023 04:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 21 September 2011 15:34

Was he diabetic?

AlexandriaMgmt 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 15:34

damn, it's just sugar. he needs to calm the **** down.

Comments

Btreasure 8

Wednesday 21 September 2011 20:38

Well did either of you laugh? Because with both of you trying to be funny it should've been hilarious

BritLass 15

Wednesday 21 September 2011 20:43

Maybe you should judge someone's character more carefully next time before playing a practical joke. (:

Jujubilee 1

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:07

He definitely overreacted, but in general, don't mess with coffee fiends' drinks; they're like crack heads!

Neonnight 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:07

Take a joke jerk

SheThing 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:24

Damn... Lol well he's got anger issues...Wait... How did he Deserve to get boiling hot coffee poured on his crotch

DomoLaDii 8

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:29

lmaoo BURNNNNN!!!! ;)

99problemz 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:50

That sucks your co worker is a dick

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:09

Next time...Ex-lax!

Raheemdplayer 7

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:15

I don't care if the OP was being immature, no one deserves possible third degree burns, I doubt the guy even payed for his drink in the first place. FYL man hope everything is alright down there.

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:36

well he over reacted.. hhe could of landed u in the ER

haleyyraee96 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:54

Yes, but if the victim was diabetic, he could have gone into a sugar coma and would have had to be rushed to the ER. Therefore, I think it's quite called for. YDI OP.