Transportation: Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating...

By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

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By Masey - 17/09/2009 12:46 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

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By Iceicebaby - 15/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after getting out the car and closing the door, I began walking and slipped on some black ice. In the moment of panic, I grabbed onto my car wing mirror. Luckily, I didn't hit the deck. Unluckily, the wing mirror broke off. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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By UnluckyReporter - 17/02/2016 06:35 - United States - Lexington

Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

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By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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By charliebravo77 - 09/12/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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chasing_adalia 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:16

Okay, let me explain it. The OP started to slip on ice, and tried to prevent herself from falling by grabbing the car. Unfortunately, the hand that was grabbing the car had the car keys in that. This means that the OP, when making grabbing motions, effectively scratched her car with the keys, causing a "keyed car" effect. OP fell and damaged her paint job. And other hemispheres have winter at different times than others, so it's possible for the OP to be somewhere snowy.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 13 November 2014 23:43

Except Iowa is in the northern hemisphere. Lol.

Comments

alwyld 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:47

how does this FYL up??..

edwadokun 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:12

you mean you keyed your car??

Valon_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:28

And?

juicyfruit23 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:47

smooth. and juts so you know....you say keyed not key-scratched

SublatePandemic 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:01

yikesssss. that's fabulous.

suzyiswoozy 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:23

um, double epic fail, per se?

simplyapril 4

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:50

where the heck are you there there is ice?????? also at least it wasnt someone else's car... that would have been more expensive

amsterdam_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:15

OP: you deserved it for living in a place that gets ice on the ground in May

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:29

You guys are ******* idiots & suck at history. Did y'all know that America wasn't the only place in the world? Probably not, so stop commenting asking where they live and why there is ice. In other places it is winter, because of the Earth's rotation. Wow, OP that is funny & the mental image is funnier. Lmao, hope your car isn't too damaged. =]

Ender_ 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 4:12

To the people that are making comments like, "Wow, ******* idiotic Americans. Don't you realize there are other places in the world." I'm going to have to point out that people are asking where the OP lives. Most of them aren't denying that there is ice on the ground. (with a few exceptions) They just want to know where the OP lives, maybe to get more of a mental picture. So, by posting things like what #50 said you are, in fact, being idiotic yourselves.