By Brown345 - 11/05/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I noticed all the beautiful women. Then I tripped on a cord running across the floor. They noticed me too. FML
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Thisismypchere 8

embarrassing, but really, it's not THAT bad.

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ninjaniki 0

You fell head over heels for them eh?

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Ugi 26

I hope you did a full-length dive, flipped lithely in the air and landed with cat-like grace back on your feet. No. Nor would I. FYL

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RandomComments 6

NoorFML would have though!

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hereinnc 12

OP you are failing to see that now they NOTICED you. That's a good thing! Now when you go try and talk to them mention you are the falling guy ... instant icebreaker!

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challan 19

I'd think that's sweet, Op! Tell them you were falling over yourself to meet them. They'll laugh, and you'll be in!

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Omnomnomnivore 10

Maybe they'll think it's cute? :) be positive

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PawnShopPenguin 4

Way to make your presence known OP. Atta boy!

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soggy_waffles 3

You deserve it for liking girls. Girls are ghey.

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zander4310 5

Did they laugh?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Why are there not more YDIs? OP was clearly focusing on the "beautiful" women (and I'm sure by beautiful he means the stereotypical size 2 supermodel types that are the only types accepted in society as beautiful) instead of his job and made an idiot of himself by falling. No sympathy from me, sorry.

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charmanderCHAR 5

Because not everyone is a cynic bastard like you. Maybe he was rushing to go do something, like, oh, I don't know... his JOB, and the girls happened to be there. ******' narcissistic slag, is what you are.

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hereinnc 12

harsh #59! A. Not all guys want size 2 supermodels B. It must be nice to be so perfect as to have never been distracted...

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