Health: Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste...

By lol - 06/12/2009 14:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML

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By Talented73 - 25/04/2017 20:00

Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By Anon - 17/02/2012 20:43 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML

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By Walter_Sobchak7 - 12/08/2017 01:30

Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML

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By anon - 27/03/2015 20:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 12:04 - United States

Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By sarika - 24/07/2015 00:12 - United States - Appleton

Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML

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You deserved it 2 370

lwdjaymac 1

Sunday 6 December 2009 19:53

Use your other eye :)

donteatglue1 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 19:55

Then how are you writing this?

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SexyBitch919 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 21:07

no you didnt retard...you are dumb HannahMae!

SexyBitch919 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 21:09

whats FYL?

SexyBitch919 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 21:11

if that was true she probly tryped it after she culd see how do u think she knows how long it took!

jane99 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 21:21

I sneezed while reading this.

ItsAlexFool 0

Monday 7 December 2009 2:19

...In case you didn't notice, all of the posts have to start with "Today..."

redshortsx 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 21:27

this is fake. toothpaste wouldn't do that plus how did it get in by sneezing. you close your eyes when you sneeze

Voids 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 21:52

Lol, lethal toothpaste. Try using better aim next time.

dontizzle 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 22:02

i agree with number 22 - when u sneeze ur eyes close, dipswitch

Vayerman 4

Sunday 6 December 2009 22:26

You're from UK. I didn't know people from the United Kingdom has computers. Small world.

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 6 December 2009 22:33

Rinse it out? duh?

xxmadicxx 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 22:57

mkay wow.so how did u get on?

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