you know, everyone is assuming that the fml writer is female. what if it was a guy who knocked himself unconscious and has a peeping Tom? THAT'S an fml.

This sounds like some cheesy Porno from the 80's, the weird guy is watching a girl shower, a cop shows up and let's himself in the unlocked door. Comes in the bathroom and does some piss poor acting. I think I've seen this one

I think this is kind of up in the air depending on a few things: are you in an apartment or a house? Because if you're in an apartment it could be that someone heard the sound of you falling in the shower and called the cops. Otherwise... yeah, FYL and I hope the cops keep a record of "anonymous callers" considering the implied peeping.

HAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH! CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPER! who did, infactttt, save your life.. but come to think of it... did risk revealing that he creeps on you!

And how can anyone peep into your bathroom?

Wow...that's really a god deal....

don't flatter yourself, he probably heard a clunk or some loud bang and called the cops

Look on the bright side, at least you have a peeping Tom that will call emergency services if there's a problem. :D

hahhhahahahaha thats funnyyyy.

That's not necessarily true, OP. *slip* *thud* *silence* It wouldn't exactly be far-fetched to hear that, especially if you live in an apartment.