Intimacy: Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off... - FML

By EvilBubbles - 09/01/2015 03:45 - Trinidad and Tobago - Woodbrook

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Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML

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EvilBubbles 9

Saturday 10 January 2015 2:05

Lol guys! This is my post and the anal sex argument was on and off all day. My laptop did an automatic audio test without my permission haha the whole class laughed about it today, all good.

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Mauskau 35

Friday 9 January 2015 9:27

What kind of argument is that?! Did you just randomly decide to argue about anal sex, and not think "I should be learning and maybe these people can hear me"? I hope you're not paying for these online classes if this is how well you listen to them.

vreid 20

Friday 9 January 2015 9:22

YDI plain and simple.

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copperchinchilla 19

Saturday 10 January 2015 20:15

I don't even understand what argument is to be had about anal sex

mnb1998 15

Sunday 11 January 2015 13:25

That its gross ? that or maybe that it's a beautiful and intimate moment ??? I myself agree with the first one ?

sthrnbell 9

Sunday 11 January 2015 14:30

Dude really.. And they let u in college?

Pyro3000 6

Monday 12 January 2015 19:20

Always use push to talk. ALWAYS.

tonyfan00 38

Tuesday 13 January 2015 5:19

Learn to kill the mic!

tonyfan00 38

Tuesday 13 January 2015 5:21

"I didn't know Sahrahr had a roommate who likes buttsex...I SHOULD GO SEE HER!!!"

tonyfan00 38

Tuesday 13 January 2015 5:22

Spamming...for a medal... Boy my life rocks. :D

aly_s19 10

Saturday 17 January 2015 15:11

i bet it was very educational

ohsnapitsjae 2

Friday 23 January 2015 0:05

well that sucks. lmao

WholeWheatBread 9

Wednesday 25 March 2015 4:12

How can you argue about anal when it's just... well... anal?

Chelse1403 18

Saturday 8 August 2015 21:05

I've done this but on XBOX live

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