Love: Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit... - FML

By random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

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You deserved it 62 344

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 096

You deserved it 4 189

By yeah... - 22/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend who I am still in love with sends me a text message that says "I miss you, baby". It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 793

You deserved it 2 236

By nolife - 30/08/2012 01:33 - United States - Richmond

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 205

You deserved it 30 058

By initforthewrongreasons - 18/05/2017 02:00

Today, I texted my exes, not because I missed them, but because I wanted to know how their pets were doing. This holds true for at least 4 relationships. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 624

You deserved it 1 284

Doppelganger

By eleonor - 02/12/2008 04:57 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 307

You deserved it 45 324

Shortcut

By Anonymous - 14/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Clifton Park

Today, I clicked on a shortcut that I'd made years ago, not remembering what it was. It sent a message to my ex, who I’m in no contact with, which said, “I love you.” FML

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You deserved it 417

By abbacjt - 16/01/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML

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You deserved it 26 710

By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 941

You deserved it 13 969

Letting you know

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 21:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML

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You deserved it 46 514

Wrong number

By Lovesickgal - 26/11/2019 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML

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You deserved it 642

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FreshSalad 1

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:13

I'm sorry but that's pretty pathetic.

dookiedoo 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:12

Psycho

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jobsman99 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 14:37

Go have some hot sex with him. That is what you really need-to get laid and have an ****** or two.

iamjaimie 1

Sunday 13 November 2011 14:50

I've something like that.

screamo_neve 12

Sunday 13 November 2011 20:23

You have something like that?

lmaoatall 6

Sunday 13 November 2011 15:07

Does anyone know what site people post funny text messages on. Think this one my go in the most desperate stalker category.

kristat 14

Sunday 13 November 2011 15:51

54- textsfromlastnight.com

skyttlz 32

Sunday 13 November 2011 19:50

Damnfunnytexts dot com

malvoliosf 1

Sunday 13 November 2011 15:11

I LOLed. And I think you're a genius.

goldenbarbie 1

Sunday 13 November 2011 15:13

Pathetic.

mexicoman101 6

Sunday 13 November 2011 15:20

What a sadistic bitch, im glad you have no social life.

sailorguy 2

Sunday 13 November 2011 15:24

Maybe he dumped you because you're such a manipulative bitch.

zirnaH 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 23:15

LOL, I think she deserved it. She definitely seems like a manipulative bitch...

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 15:35

So no life AND you're mean. 'Having an attractive personality' - You're doing it wrong.

SkardeyKat 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 15:42

You should have at least waited til your ex texted back saying something like "wtf?" Then, THAT would be your cue to say something like "oh shit! Wrong person! Sorry!" It would still be suspicious for sure, but a bit more believable than what you did.

SMHC 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 15:45

#swag

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Today, I found my boyfriend browsing tablet PCs on the internet. He actually had a tablet until a while ago, but he hardly ever used it. He still has two smartphones, a desktop PC and a laptop he never uses. But yeah, sure, he needs a tablet. Because, "they're cheap." FML

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Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML

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Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

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Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said, "OK, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML

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