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Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

By bobo / Sunday 24 April 2011 01:02 / Canada
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By  fishboy112  |  0

wow... no life

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By  fishboy112  |  0

wow... no life

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  leeshxx  |  3

yeah I wouldn't wordy at all.. I would jus wordy about all the diseases an germs you were sitting in for two hours. that would wordy me a little bit.

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  SuperDerp  |  8

dude everyone in some way is a gamer. Not only that but my dad does that at home with the newspaper . all because he played a game for 2 hours does not mean he has no life, it means he was obviously having fun.

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  GavinRoskamp  |  0

Yeah, if I sit down on the pot with my phone or a laptop or homework, I'm usually there for like half an hour or so. I remember one time I was playing with my phone and when I got up, I was surprised to see poop in there because I had forgotten I'd pooped. That one is scary lol.

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  Cupcaken  |  0

You're all getting heamoroids. No seriously, if you sit on the toilet for too long too often, something about the blood flow and position gives you heamoroids.

By  ChantelRenaeee  |  0

hahahah well 1) thats gross! do you know how many germs are in the toilet? and 2) nice work. it can get really addictive... just not in a toilet.

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yeah i meant while sitting on the toilet.

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okay but when he wipes his ass, the germs get on then hopefully he washes his hands but still, not all of the germs are killed so then you touch your phone then the germs are then spread everywhere.

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haha no i dont. do you?

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  docscientist  |  9

46 - the toilet, where people shove their ass onto, piss on (yes, it will become ridden with bacteria), and sometimes shit on, is cleaner than your cell phone. Right. Sure it's cleaned more often in public restrooms, but the upkeep is necessary.

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  thebestof1984  |  0

76 have you seen the studies on them. We touch thousand of different things a day. We pick up many germs when we do. Unless you wash your hands after touching things before using your phone, stfu.....

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  docscientist  |  9

You don't need to see studies to know our hands are one of the dirtiest areas on our body unless we constantly wash them. But dirtier than most toilet seats, no. How about I put it this way, your hands aren't dirtier than toilet seats all the time, and toilet seats are cleaner than hands some of the time but none of the time are you intelligent and all of the time you are an idiot.

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  docscientist  |  9

Yes, and a soap bottle is also a breeding ground for bacteria as is a sponge. I did that little experiment a few years ago in bio 10 when we were supposed to find what we thought were dirty surfaces. Turns out your average soap bottle is riddled with germs as are most surfaces you touch with your hands. However, I keep my cell phone clean, but I can't say the same for public restrooms when they are often dirty, including the toilet seat (especially when I've walked in where the feces mysteriously missed the bowl and landed on the seat as if someone hovered over the toilet). Mostly I'm irritated by the fact that a number of you people seem to be harassing this girl.

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  docscientist  |  9

For those of you who like mythbusters, read this: http://mythbustersresults.com/hidden-nasties don't forget to read the whole thing about dirty surfaces. Oh, and suck it.

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  Sgrocks  |  5

oh leave the poor girl alone,she made one mistake! whether toilets are more germy than phones, why the hell should it matter! they both have germs! let's just end this it's rly stupid. and ending this does not mean being a retard and replying to this nasty comments. thts not ending it idiot.

By  kinkajoujennie  |  0

ewewiw! don't be surprised when your wiener falls off!

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  jess6blondie9  |  2

"EWWWWWWWIE! Germs are SO gross! Public toilets are icky, I would never use one because there are germs on them!" There's germs on every toilet. No one's wiener is going to fall off from germs, and if you really believe that can happen I'm concerned for you.

By  kelzen  |  0

its funny because you were on a public toilet for 2 hours and didnt notice anyone prior to the janitor using the restroom, sounds like bs to me...

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