Alcohol and Health: Today, I saw my dad chugging a beer in the garage. Why is that...

By Eric - 13/05/2011 02:19

Today, I saw my dad chugging a beer in the garage. Why is that so bad? He was hosting an AA meeting in the basement. FML

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By Z - 09/04/2011 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML

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By Forgotten - 06/09/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2024 05:00

Today, my dad showed up at my house and offered to take me to my favorite restaurant. He drove me to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. He believes I only had my daughter, who I love with all my heart, because I drunkenly hooked up with a girl. FML

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By anon - 30/06/2016 17:33 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, my father got out of rehab for his alcoholism. This would be great if he hadn't started drinking the moment he got home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 22:58 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, my alcoholic dad finally came to see to my last dance recital after years of never showing up to watch me. He got kicked out of the audience for snoring too loud. I could hear him from the stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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Anger management

By FML - 08/12/2013 18:00 - Puerto Rico - Cayey

Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML

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blaine72 0

Friday 13 May 2011 9:04

haha first time I read this I saw the word 'hugging'. personally I prefer that version of it.

m0tl3ycru3 0

Friday 13 May 2011 8:57

getting hammered before AA, oh what a great idea.

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faithe92 0

Friday 13 May 2011 16:25

cheater cheater pumpkin eater

ScuseMePrincess 2

Friday 13 May 2011 16:34

Well, the only solution is to find all the beer in your house and drink it before he does.

a7x_RoCk3r 12

Friday 13 May 2011 17:40

What's wrong with a little beer?

ijrnelson 0

Friday 13 May 2011 19:15

is it wrong I hardly see an American beer as alcohol? then again I'm Scottish xD

plebeianFelix 5

Friday 13 May 2011 19:33

he could have been drinking new castle, or a sink the bismarck.

kattyeyedkay 0

Friday 13 May 2011 19:26

never get out of the car unless they day to! idiot...

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 13 May 2011 19:27

AA stans for Alcohol's Awesome!

kattyeyedkay 0

Friday 13 May 2011 19:28

aww poop damn phone posted it to the wrong thing..

sheethapins 13

Friday 13 May 2011 20:31

*holds up beer* Trust me guys you don't want this, it's bad and stuff. Meeting is over, I'm going to the bar.

MyF_ckingLuck 0

Friday 13 May 2011 22:12

what a jerk.. screwing up his own life and then preaching to others.. FYL too for being related to such a weasel.

Evangeline1 0

Friday 13 May 2011 23:54

why is this fck your life? it's more like... fck HIS life

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Today, I was in the shower washing my hair when my hand ran down the shower caddy and in particular, on my razor. If I wasn't woozy from all the blood splatter around the shower - seeing the bone that connects my finger definitely did it. FML

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