By Anonymous - 19/02/2017 01:00 - Australia - Stretton

Today, I was in the shower washing my hair when my hand ran down the shower caddy and in particular, on my razor. If I wasn't woozy from all the blood splatter around the shower - seeing the bone that connects my finger definitely did it. FML
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coolmike699 26

Do you shave with a machete? What kind of razor cuts your finger to the bone just by touching it?

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AzrielB 8

YDI, for keeping your shaving machete in the shower and not on the machete hook on the wall

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coolmike699 26

Do you shave with a machete? What kind of razor cuts your finger to the bone just by touching it?

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species4872 19

Cut throat razor.

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ResidentThatGuy 12

Guess that razor really is the only sharp thing in the shower... no but really ouch!

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AzrielB 8

YDI, for keeping your shaving machete in the shower and not on the machete hook on the wall

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awildwhisper 30

Your comment made me die laughing. I kinda want a machete hook on my bathroom wall now.

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kmrrpk 22

I was taking the cap off my razor once and cut my thumb so bad I had to get stitches so I know how you feel

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pelletman67 16

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Tumaco1963 19

The blades on a shaving razor are not long enough to cut to the bone. Unless the razor is purposely broken to remove the blade for the sole purpose of cutting.

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Alup132 22

It was probably a strait razor.

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darkfalling 4

Man, what kind of razor cuts that deep? They're like a few mm, max, the cuts you can get.

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cakefete2 30

Further proof that everything in Australia wants to kill you.

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LokiDasWolf 9

Along with landlines now we have to explain straight razors apparently

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