Intimacy: Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had...

By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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By turnedoff - 18/06/2012 01:00 - United States

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

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By hairycarrie - 28/08/2020 04:49 - United States

Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML

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By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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By Prinpette - 20/09/2011 21:20 - France

Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

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By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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gmor 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:28

haha that's great!! keeper lol

RonnieBurgundy 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:37

A **** razors gotta eat!

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chelsealately 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 18:59

lmfaooo thats hilarious!!

TookiMyCooki 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 19:02

I don't see why this is an FML. I do the exact same thing.

AlvaTheStarvingA 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 19:07

90- That comedian cracks me up. And my little brother, who now says that daily when he has nothing to say.

blahzz 4

Sunday 17 October 2010 19:46

hahaha. This is in no way an FML. More like yay my life.

roeallen 11

Sunday 17 October 2010 19:48

what are you saying? that's hilarious!

XhugzX 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 20:25

wow...lmfao

Cupcakeshizz 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 20:25

it would be even better if he drew a face on the razor xD

catchkylie 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 21:01

LMFOALMFOMFAO. never laughed this much to an FML.

czl_fml 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 21:20

I did actually think it was hilarious, but I wanted to share my boyfriend's genius with all of you :p

staciieee_x3 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 22:21

LMAOOOOOOOOO! Lighten up, OP! What a champion! Hahahahhahahah

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