Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and...

By MgmEboy - 19/09/2009 21:36 - Canada

Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

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By stupid - 07/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

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By n0taplumber - 16/11/2010 03:25 - United States

Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML

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By ShowOff - 11/03/2010 08:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new Ipod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano Ipod, I decided to bang my old Ipod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

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By crappygirlfriend - 10/01/2010 07:59 - United States

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

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By ohtheirony - 19/08/2018 18:30

Today, I scratched my car with a bottle of scratch remover deeply enough that the scratch remover couldn't remove it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 22:00

Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML

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By LadyGore - 19/02/2012 15:30 - Canada

Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML

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By Sam - 01/11/2009 23:10 - Canada

Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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westbrookx 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 1:47

You are an IDIOT.

iknowimannoying 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:53

In Soviet Russia, iPod scratches you!

Comments

ali89246 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:35

your a dumb dumb

Synchestra_fml 2

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:43

You gotta wonder how the OP typed this FML without forgetting to breathe. Maybe she took a breath every few words?

Amandizzle 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:45

Your so ******* generic. You fail at life.

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 7:40

...and you fail at using 'your' in its correct context.

Amandizzle 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 4:53

Darn.

cmac86 23

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:45

this might be acceptable if you're 5. MIGHT be. but 1 he was demonstrating a cover (I've seen the same and it works) but 2 who beleives anything on the Internet? I bought the cover so I know everyday scratches will protect it, not intentionally scratching it.

pitbulllove 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:49

OMG you're stupid! Can anyone say "Here's Your Sign"?

uhmmm 0

Monday 21 September 2009 8:53

jeff foxworthy ftw?

rocketdog 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:54

DUMBASS!!!!!!! FAIL!!!

sofies_mommy 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:54

You are an idiot! I mean damn what the f were you think YDI! I hate stupid people like you!

someguy945 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:55

This is a very old and overused trick. He simply took a video of himself scratching up an iPod and then played it backwards, so that the screen was perfect at the "end" (really the beginning) of the video.