Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and...

By MgmEboy - 19/09/2009 21:36 - Canada

Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

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By stupid - 07/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

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By n0taplumber - 16/11/2010 03:25 - United States

Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML

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By ShowOff - 11/03/2010 08:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new Ipod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano Ipod, I decided to bang my old Ipod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

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By crappygirlfriend - 10/01/2010 07:59 - United States

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

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By ohtheirony - 19/08/2018 18:30

Today, I scratched my car with a bottle of scratch remover deeply enough that the scratch remover couldn't remove it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 22:00

Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML

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By LadyGore - 19/02/2012 15:30 - Canada

Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML

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By Sam - 01/11/2009 23:10 - Canada

Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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westbrookx 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 1:47

You are an IDIOT.

iknowimannoying 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:53

In Soviet Russia, iPod scratches you!

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Noxic 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 1:56

YDI smart one.

murph_derrty6 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 1:56

thats cuz he had a screen protector, ugh people these days

mattfante 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 1:57

wowwww. what a ******* idiot. sorry. but this is BEYOND stupid. YDI FOR SUREEEE.

Luckster 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:00

*facepalm* .....I have nothing to say to describe how stupid you are, OP

null_fml 11

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:01

OP, would you like to buy some magic beans?

MistrSteezy 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:01

THE GUY OBVIOUSLY HAD AN INVISIBLESHIELD, YDI BITCH

Oliver_Twisted 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:02

Even if you were gullible enough to believe that video, why in the world would you use a new iPod? Why wouldn't you use an old electronic device that you didn't care about scratching up? Just in case it didn't work?