By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
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im_bored_tired 12

I like pie. do you like pie? OP- time to learn about the birds and the bees.

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skyeyez9 24

My dog lets his hang out every time he sits down. Which is quite gross and the reason I will only have female dogs from now on.

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Kiraro 0

If female dogs aren't fixed, they go into heat. When they go into heat, they bleed from their ******. You can't win.

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kittea86 0

people should have to take iq tests to get a pet. my dog did that when i was little and even then i knew what it was. hope finding that out was worth the expensive vet fee

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buddmoney 0

this is not true you asked your mommy not the vet

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tacovingtonboy 10

you r the dumbest **** i have ever heard of

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