By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 11:49 - United States

Today, I sat down on a chair after my very large boss sat on it all day. When I got up, my pants were damp. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 050
You deserved it 2 750

Same thing different taste

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KeannaLove 32

He was just marking his territory.

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CaseySTFU 3

Worse case of swamp ass I've ever heard of.

hateevryone 14

You should've felt the seat before you sat down.

baybeegirrrl95 5

I felt a little sick after reading this...

HiddenMonkey 8

Makes me think of Fleece Johnson

noisebox 1

Better hope he's doesn't have combo.... : (

avpmgrl 4

So the question is was it from your boss or you? Seems like you would notice right as you sat down if it had been your boss.

noisebox 1

Or butt slurpy juice, some people actually like it....not me

The question I'm about to ask is necessary to assess the true level of disgust: was is a leather or fabric chair? Fabric chairs are like a sponge so they take A LOT of sweat to become damp...thought makes ya cringe, doesn't it?