Love: Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for...

By Aus - 26/04/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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By jeannie - 20/09/2023 14:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

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By Username - 17/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML

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Let down

By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

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By nina - 11/08/2010 16:04 - Luxembourg

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

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Thursday 26 April 2012 18:53

So remind him! Drunken words are sober thoughts, etc.

FloTimmyKO 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:57

If he doesn't remember you should mess with him, be like "well, I stayed long enough for you to tell me you where into men, and that you quite often fantasize about Johnny Depp." see if he admits anything=]

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randompanda7 4

Thursday 26 April 2012 19:09

That sucks. I agree that you should remind him. Joking about anything more happening though probably isn't a good idea if he wasn't joking and was serious. Who knows? It's kind of a 50:50 chance with drunk people sorry to say :/

Spercon 1

Thursday 26 April 2012 19:12

Oh, he remembers... A similar thing happened to me once, or rather the exact same thing actually. My guess is that he asked, just to pretend like he didn't really remember. (Since he probably isn't sure that you still feel the same way you did when you were drunk) :) Just ask him, and please tell us how it went :)

challan 19

Thursday 26 April 2012 19:58

100% agree

awilso13 8

Thursday 26 April 2012 19:14

He definitely remembers what happened. If he's anything like me he's just playing amnesia just to protect himself. Although... it's not always the best plan of action.

groupleader 7

Thursday 26 April 2012 19:16

Doesn't matter..COULD have had sex...

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 26 April 2012 19:17

^Kill it. KILL IT with fire.

VoteForTaco 8

Thursday 26 April 2012 19:42

Why fire? Why not with a butter knife?

mikeymayhem_87 15

Thursday 26 April 2012 19:50

Butter knife... Brutal....

loserman67 35

Thursday 26 April 2012 19:16

"How long did you stay?" "Long enough for you and I to have mind blowing sex. Then you called your mother and told her that you proposed to me and we are eloping." Go for it!