Love: Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for...

By Aus - 26/04/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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Remember bars?

By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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By jeannie - 20/09/2023 14:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

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By Username - 17/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML

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Let down

By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

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By nina - 11/08/2010 16:04 - Luxembourg

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

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Thursday 26 April 2012 18:53

So remind him! Drunken words are sober thoughts, etc.

FloTimmyKO 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:57

If he doesn't remember you should mess with him, be like "well, I stayed long enough for you to tell me you where into men, and that you quite often fantasize about Johnny Depp." see if he admits anything=]

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WaywardDaughter 26

Friday 27 April 2012 2:45

He could just be trying to figure out how much u like him...my bf did that when we starting dating

katcot99 11

Friday 27 April 2012 3:25

When in doubt, be a ninja.

locopingvin 0

Friday 27 April 2012 3:36

Maybe he remembered the kiss and was trying to figure out whether or not you slept together.

ddddddddg 9

Friday 27 April 2012 4:12

That's awful! I'm so sorry OP :(

baked_goods 5

Friday 27 April 2012 4:29

This is funny. See, if it were a guy who'd helped a girl into her apartment while she's drunk and kissed here, people would be all over him saying he took advantage of her drunken state. But here, it's all fine and dandy. Double standards never cease to amuse.

Ugi 26

Friday 27 April 2012 11:12

Given that it was a _good_ kiss, it seems likely that they were both into it. Same would apply if it was the girl that was drunk. A one-sided kiss is not likely to be very special.

kargnar 2

Friday 27 April 2012 4:32

Ah shit. That happened to me with a guy I was into for months, called me at 3 am sayin how awesome I was and how he wanted me to be his Gf. Next day he didn't remember callin me but I told him what he said and we ended up dating after :) so its worth it to talk about it!! Good luck.

warwolf57 0

Friday 27 April 2012 6:29

How is that a bad thing? You can so flirt more or ask him out and you know what will happen?

UnicornInSpace 6

Friday 27 April 2012 6:37

Wait, what?!

LigerFan 1

Friday 27 April 2012 7:00

So I guess getting your courage up, going over to his place, repeating what he said to you, and reenacting that kiss isn'f an option? Not that I'd blame you as I'd be way too scared to do the same thing. Too bad more people don't have more courage than ms. :/