Love: Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for...

By Aus - 26/04/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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By jeannie - 20/09/2023 14:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

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By Username - 17/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML

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Let down

By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

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By nina - 11/08/2010 16:04 - Luxembourg

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

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Thursday 26 April 2012 18:53

So remind him! Drunken words are sober thoughts, etc.

FloTimmyKO 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:57

If he doesn't remember you should mess with him, be like "well, I stayed long enough for you to tell me you where into men, and that you quite often fantasize about Johnny Depp." see if he admits anything=]

Comments

iseedeadpeople7 3

Saturday 28 April 2012 8:36

I'm kinda jealous. This is like a scene in a movie. :p jokes aside, I think you should talk to him! Good luck!

taazer 12

Saturday 28 April 2012 13:05

Remind him

uniquelyweird 1

Saturday 28 April 2012 13:11

You must tell him! He'll be happy, promise :)

Althenias 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 15:19

wouldn't call this an fml at least now you know he's interested, ask him out.

mattorama 15

Sunday 29 April 2012 0:52

Why is it when girls hook up with drunk guys it's great, but when guys hook up with drunk girls it's rape?

Kaykay2565 9

Monday 30 April 2012 7:33

Thats a win for you, you know the guy you like likes you!!! Why the fml??

jmanftw 6

Monday 30 April 2012 19:17

He does know, smart one.

kitsune3 20

Saturday 5 May 2012 7:11

Not to be a buzzkill, but the fact that he "confessed his love" doesn't necessarily mean it's genuine. You have to keep in mind that people say random shit when they're drunk off their asses, because their thought process and judgement go out the window. He might have just said it to say something. Then again, it's true that he may have been hiding it and mistakenly let it out due to the "loose lips" that drunken people tend to have. I'd suggest a little investigation to confirm that his confession was legit.