Intimacy: Today, I reassured a close friend that he could tell me anything.... - FML

By faily_tales - 11/07/2016 00:37 - United States

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Today, I reassured a close friend that he could tell me anything. Now all our conversations are almost exclusively about his kinks. Did you know a well-stretched human anus can hold an entire bag of jumbo marshmallows? FML

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faily_tales 16

Monday 11 July 2016 22:24

OP here. If you really wanna know, he soaked them so they were slippery and put them in one at a time. He's got an inflation fetish and is really into butt stuff. The only reason he tells me all this stuff is because I'm one of the only people in his life that he can be totally TMI with. I'm trying to gently push him into talking about it more with his girlfriend, who's into some of the same things, and less with me. I have a strong stomach but I'm just sick of only ever talking about butt stuff! ?

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Welshite 39

Monday 11 July 2016 15:56

And after the bag is empty, he says "I need s'more."

RememberSchlitz 9

Monday 11 July 2016 15:58

I did not know that, nor did I know that I did not want to know that.

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WJM505 14

Tuesday 12 July 2016 5:23

Insert "The more you know."

newzealand 28

Tuesday 12 July 2016 6:40

No, stop inserting things!

ClevelendBrown 9

Tuesday 12 July 2016 9:37

That's Nasty...

jvanevery 19

Tuesday 12 July 2016 11:26

the raise your hand if this makes you uncomfortable rule is really common in 12-step sex programs then you have a choice if is just storytelling you can make him stop it this is a real issue for him you can gather enough information to help

Szaszaspasz 26

Tuesday 12 July 2016 20:21

Those marshmallows would have to be really well squished. However, I did find out that large marshmallows bounce really well off water. When we were kids, my brother was firing them at me and I was swimming.

tasteelingus 1

Tuesday 12 July 2016 21:55

Something something, chubby bunny?

alex_jaguara 31

Wednesday 13 July 2016 16:53

What the actual ****!?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 14 July 2016 5:08

Why no, I didn't know that. But thanks for the insight!

8djht8 19

Thursday 14 July 2016 9:47

that's nothing traffic cone is common so imagine two arms a leg

eternalxoctober 10

Thursday 14 July 2016 20:05

I think its cool as hell of you to be so supportive and willing to listen even if its something so off the wall. definitely a good friend!

Johnthemonkey123 2

Sunday 17 July 2016 7:22

I would get along with your friend very well. You should hook us up

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