By faily_tales - 11/07/2016 00:37 - United States
faily_tales tells us more.
OP here. If you really wanna know, he soaked them so they were slippery and put them in one at a time. He's got an inflation fetish and is really into butt stuff. The only reason he tells me all this stuff is because I'm one of the only people in his life that he can be totally TMI with. I'm trying to gently push him into talking about it more with his girlfriend, who's into some of the same things, and less with me. I have a strong stomach but I'm just sick of only ever talking about butt stuff! ?
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thats actually quite impressive ?
Something tells me he's going to have a really hard time finding someone who's cool with that level of putting food in your butt.
I did not know! Thank you for sharing, I'm sure I will eventually need this knowledge.
now the next time I'm walking down the street late at night and hear a hobo ask this question ask this question quietly to themselves, I can calmly and confidently answer them
I'm curious, OP. Would you still tell him the same thing, knowing what you now know? :D
NOPE
I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing that...
Nooooooo, and now I can never unknow that.
I'm not sure that I'll eat jumbo marshmallows for a while
At least he didn't offer any of the marshmallows while telling you the story.
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And after the bag is empty, he says "I need s'more."
I did not know that, nor did I know that I did not want to know that.