Health: Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea,...

By crap - 17/01/2014 16:24 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML

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By rj93 - 05/11/2011 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

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Number one or number two?

By Anonymous - 25/09/2023 13:00 - Australia

Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML

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No shit

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 11:00 - Australia - Aspley

Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML

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You sleep in your pants?

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 18:30 - United States - Randolph

Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML

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Geometry

By sickpuppy - 08/09/2019 12:00

Today, I learned the hard way that when sick, throw up, then have diarrhea. Not the other way round. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

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Nearly did a Jimi Hendrix

By Courtney - 30/10/2022 14:00

Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML

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Two states of matter

By Anonymous - 15/09/2020 05:02 - Germany

Today, I learned that is it possible to be constipated and have diarrhea at the same time. You run to the toilet every half-hour, but almost nothing comes out and you feel so bloated you could burst, while eating almost nothing. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Perrysburg

Today, I got random constipation followed by diarrhea. It's 1:30am and my sleeping medication is making me fall asleep, but every time I try to get off the toilet I get another diarrhea spasm. Either I fall asleep on the toilet or shit myself in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2018 13:30

Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML

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lilmslady 11

Friday 17 January 2014 21:12

I guess dreams really do come true

leroyjenkins006 10

Friday 17 January 2014 21:11

Let the brown rivers flow

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Regta500 10

Friday 17 January 2014 22:20

Sadly i Can confirm this

whitester 5

Friday 17 January 2014 22:51

Dream of diapers more often.

Kateyez_26 13

Friday 17 January 2014 23:09

Oh shit, that blows....

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 17 January 2014 23:40

hahahahahahahahaha

eron92 7

Friday 17 January 2014 23:49

Hopefully you were home!

FranklySpeaking 11

Saturday 18 January 2014 0:28

When you're laying in the bed, and you feel something spread. Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Baucis 10

Saturday 18 January 2014 1:09

So you frosted the sheet cake?

hickdog 6

Saturday 18 January 2014 2:49

thus is just horrid and FYL, but L...O...L

darryaz 9

Saturday 18 January 2014 3:11

Been there. Fortunately it was MANY years ago for me.

xElitexGamer 5

Saturday 18 January 2014 3:59

Just guys having wet dreams, if you're cumming in your dream, your probably actually cumming.

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