By JC - 06/12/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I realized I've lived alone too long. I read 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' to my cat. I used expression in my voice, and I made sure he could see the pictures. My son called, and I told him about it. He gave me the number for the local psychiatric ward. FML
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Same thing different taste

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What, so cats cant enjoy How The Grinch Stole Christmas? Wait, what was the point here?

glorbnakcs 0

FYL indeed for having a douche for a son. I'm not a lonely person, but I read to my dog sometimes. Guess what. I bet lots of other people do it as well. It doesn't make them crazy.

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我发现我自己独自生活得太久了。我读《圣诞怪杰》给我的猫听,读的生活声情并茂,并确保他能看到上面的图。我儿子打来电话,我告诉他这件事。他直接给了我最近的精神病医院的电话号码。

I used babelfish to translate that, it's actually just the OP's post in Chinese :P

The chinese writing reminds me of Chuck Norris battling Jesus for the lulz, in stick figure form.

This belongs at MLIA. It is funny and you need to learn to laught at yourself.

jchansfan 0

I'm sure you cat supports his choice to do so.

fobchick 0

Hey Lilabear how about you go **** yourself, stupid bitch.

transcedental 18

What the ... it's ok to say "who's my kitty, who's my furry little ball..."etc. but it's not ok to read to your cat? F**kin hypocrits ~_~ cats are the best, keep reading to it OP and ignore what your narrow-minded son have said.. You' re not crazy, cats>people ;]

transcedental 18
Ketsuhime 0

There is nothing wrong with reading to your cat.

Op...there's nothing wrong with you...or your cat.