Love, Cheating and Neighbours: Retaliation

Retaliation

By LawnmowerGuy - 21/06/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, my assmunch neighbor snitched on me and told my wife I was bringing my girlfriend home to sleep over while she worked her job during the graveyard shift. All because I’d forgotten to return his lawnmower. FML

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You deserved it 4 305

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By its still broken - 11/06/2015 00:13 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my neighbor came over to borrow my lawnmower. As I have previously loaned it to him and he returned it broken, I refused. He then promptly ate the strawberries off my daughter's small strawberry plant and stormed off. FML

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You deserved it 1 976

MY WIFE!

By Fmlloser - 07/03/2022 00:01

Today, I came home from work to find my things outside my yard and the door locks changed. I called my wife to let me in and she told me to go live with, “That homewrecking whore who texted you last night” instead. She’s talking about my cousin, who informed me via text that my aunt’s in the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 354

You deserved it 91

By TooLoud - 31/05/2015 00:12 - United States - Moorpark

Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML

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You deserved it 2 996

Just dependa things

By Anonymous - 02/09/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, and since we moved on base, my neighbor’s wife has tried to have an affair with me. I got tired of it and told him. He blew smoke. I found out she’s in a cheating wife’s club, who all defend each other. She proclaimed to all our neighbors that I’m a predator and I'd attacked her. They believe her instead of my wife, who saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 553

You deserved it 115

Awkwaaaaaaard

By Zoe Avila - 09/08/2011 22:55 - United States

Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML

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You deserved it 9 080

By praise the prenup - 03/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Delaware

Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML

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You deserved it 3 039

Pleased to meet you

By Homeless without superbowl - 16/02/2023 16:00

Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML

I agree, your life sucks 128

You deserved it 4 695

By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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You deserved it 2 388

Snowflake

By Anonymous - 02/10/2023 00:02

Today, my neighbour reported me for touching his wife’s vagina while she was asleep. She wasn’t asleep, she'd passed out giving birth and I had to help get the baby out because the ambulance was late, and her husband was busy vomiting from how slimy and smelly it was. FML

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You deserved it 92

By nothingtoseeherejuststealingtrees - 05/04/2016 20:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML

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You deserved it 1 333

TomeDr 24

Thursday 22 June 2023 4:26

I hope your wife gets every dime you have in the divorce! People like you are pond scum.

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Thursday 22 June 2023 4:26

What the hell man your wife is out here hustlin working longass nights to make a living and you out here bringing bitches home to “sleep over” Smh I’m glad the neighbor ratted on ya. YDI

Comments

zip2dwess 14

Thursday 22 June 2023 3:10

That’s on you asshole

TomeDr 24

Thursday 22 June 2023 4:26

I hope your wife gets every dime you have in the divorce! People like you are pond scum.

tiptoppc 19

Friday 23 June 2023 22:27

Pond scum has a value. He’s worse than Canadian geese with switchblades.

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Thursday 22 June 2023 4:26

What the hell man your wife is out here hustlin working longass nights to make a living and you out here bringing bitches home to “sleep over” Smh I’m glad the neighbor ratted on ya. YDI

Jessica Carey 11

Thursday 22 June 2023 5:07

you're the only assmunch we all see on this one

Linda Graber 12

Thursday 22 June 2023 6:57

You screwed yourself on this one.

DinosaurChimkinNuggies 5

Thursday 22 June 2023 9:23

well now you get to have sleepovers at her house. Maybe if you picked up a graveyard shift, instead of having sleepovers, you could have afforded your own lawn mower.

Hangryko 29

Thursday 22 June 2023 11:00

You deserve all the fallout you get, enemy of women.

ODBeefalo 10

Thursday 22 June 2023 11:02

I like that you think the neighbor is the badguy here. you ****** around behind your girls back, but yeah the neighbor is the shitty one. I'm guessing he was just waiting for a reason trying to "stay out of it".