By JC - 26/03/2012 20:56 - United States - Villa Ridge

Spicy
Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a few on my girlfriend. Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling and said I looked like a giraffe trying to bob for apples. FML
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jazziness 12

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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tripangelx8 4

the article should have warned you to tell her to keep her eyes closed

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impress69 6

LOL, hey at least ur caring enough to want to please her

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BunBunBabe 8

This FML pissed me off, more guys should try to please their women and you were actually taking time out of your life learning how to pleasure her, tell her that when she sucks dick she looks like a gerbil smuggling sausage... That bitch

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CRC_101 31

An entire FML deleted? The censorship has begun! o.o

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Strwbry3Shortcke 8

At least you tried man, don't let her ungreatful attitude discourage you!

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girful_doom 12

hahah doesn't matter, had sex :)

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VioletsarePurple 0

Still, she should really appreciate the effort, sometimes wish my boyfriend would do a little light reading.

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