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By n0taplumber - 16/11/2010 03:25 - United States

Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML

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By Adam - 18/11/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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By Krazydude1000 - 03/01/2020 14:00

Today, I found out that my old DVD player had stopped reading my DVDs. I had the dumb idea to stick my finger in there to see what the problem was. I found the problem, which was that my fingernail wasn't on my finger after doing that. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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By momac86 - 19/01/2015 06:34 - United States

Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML

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By breza - 01/07/2022 14:00 - Slovenia

Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2011 03:07 - China

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 09:57 - United States

Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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Porschephile 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:08

What else would you use to find things between couch cushions? Toes?

DefineAlrep 9

Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:06

so did you ever find your iPod?

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gunman15 4

Tuesday 16 November 2010 17:03

why was there a blade there in the fist place

s_sandoval 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 17:45

why was there a knife in your couch?!

zman1422 3

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:06

pussy

knownunknown101 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:16

why in the world is there a knife down there? seriously. next time though maybe you should lift up the coushins (:

pancake_mixx 9

Tuesday 16 November 2010 22:17

What else would you find it with??

Kasevam 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 22:40

You left a knife between your couch cushions and forgot about it? YDI. Try to be more careful with sharp objects in the future.

ima_ninja8 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 1:54

Thanks for throwing in the " With my fingers"... I thought you got it with your leg. But FYL That hurts :(

Lingonberry668 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 2:14

Ahhhhhh!!! I would hav started crying immediately!!!

buggybeauty 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 5:17

ow! so sorry... unless it was yours, then i hope you suffer.

DaleksAreEpic 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 9:36

You're a sharp one!

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